When you give a mom a Nerf gun....

So, when you buy the wrong Nerf gun bullets, you will then get them jammed in the chamber by loading too many, and then you will be prying them out with a pencil while your 6-year-old son and your 4-year-old son cry... And then you will be on Youtube, trying to find a video of somebody using said gun (which you got from a yard sale for $1), and then you will be very grateful to the hordes of teenage boys who post "how to" videos on using Nerf guns. After that, you will wonder exactly how you got from that tiny infant in the pale blue sleep sack to where you are today. And you will scratch your head and smile. And then you'll grab that gun, do some fierce pump action, fire at the wall, and blow pretend smoke from the end of the gun. And smile again....