Straight from the Swedish black market, where all Nordic mothers have known about it for years, we introduce to you the Mother's Little Helper 5000! Though it looks suspiciously like a cheap drugstore headband, do not be fooled by its simple appearance. This is a powerful tool. Though completely unsuitable for long car trips, as a flailing baby can turn it into Mother's Little Blindfold or chew toy, this device can give a mom a full extra minute to put her laundry in the washing machine. Adult supervision required.
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
The Mother's Little Helper 5000
Straight from the Swedish black market, where all Nordic mothers have known about it for years, we introduce to you the Mother's Little Helper 5000! Though it looks suspiciously like a cheap drugstore headband, do not be fooled by its simple appearance. This is a powerful tool. Though completely unsuitable for long car trips, as a flailing baby can turn it into Mother's Little Blindfold or chew toy, this device can give a mom a full extra minute to put her laundry in the washing machine. Adult supervision required.
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Hmm.. once again I must suggest that you try a different pacifier as some are easier for them to keep in their mouthes .. the NUK was the best for our girls :)
He has tried and rejected the Nuk. It was a sad day when I realized that. =(
Genius, my friend. Genius.
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